When to get married ?

Me : Sharmaji ab aapki umar ho gai h. Shaadi kar hi lo ab.

Sharmaji : Bhai dekho , Insaan ki umar utni hi hoti h jitni wo sochta h.

Me : Then when should one get married, shaadi ki right age kya h ?

Sharmaji : Man, shaadi is a very respectable insititution , but again who wants to live in an institution?

Me : But biologically there should a right time. what is that according to you?

Sharmaji : See Milkha tab tak bhaaga jab tak wo chase kar saka. Once the chase was over he retired. Insaan ko tab tak daudna chahiye jab tak chasing fun ho and you know you are chasing a Merc or Audi.
And yeah Shaadi k liye always Maruti, coz merc or audi are heavy to maintain and you dont know how many took drives testing it.