When to get married ?

Me : Sharmaji ab aapki umar ho gai h. Shaadi kar hi lo ab.

Sharmaji : Bhai dekho , Insaan ki umar utni hi hoti h jitni wo sochta h.

Me : Then when should one get married, shaadi ki right age kya h ?

Sharmaji : Man, shaadi is a very respectable insititution , but again who wants to live in an institution?

Me : But biologically there should a right time. what is that according to you?

Sharmaji : See Milkha tab tak bhaaga jab tak wo chase kar saka. Once the chase was over he retired. Insaan ko tab tak daudna chahiye jab tak chasing fun ho and you know you are chasing a Merc or Audi.
And yeah Shaadi k liye always Maruti, coz merc or audi are heavy to maintain and you dont know how many took drives testing it.

Sharmaji on which girl to go out with

Well, last Friday night was a regular Friday night.  We were preparing for booze and munchies to go along with.  We played on some classic hindi songs. Then the bell rang, it was about mid night.  I opened the door and there he was leaning on the wall. I could clearly see some lines formed on his head. He came in and said "you know what?  There is an analogy between girls and cars and this analogy explains which girl should we go out with". I was standing there numb, , don't know body reacted that way coz of booze or coz sudden angel ring that seems to have appeared over his head.

He continued "well it is simple. All the girls are like all the cars around. All the cars are good, it is you who should know how to drive. Basically it is not the car but you". He paused for a second, letting us absorb that all the girls are good. It is on us to take up the lead with anyone. And he continued " but one should always buy a BMW".