Me : Sharmaji , aaj mera ek dost bada hi depressed h. Bada hi low feel kar raha. Life is so tough some times . Par aap kabhi pareshaan , depressed nahi dikhte , aisa kyu?
Sharmaji : Aisa nahi h ki me kabhi pareshaan nahi hota, But mera depression kabhi aadhe ghante se jyada nahi rukta, never.
Me : Aadha ghanta , bhala aisa kyu ?
Sharmaji : Kyunki aadhe ghante mein Domino's Pizza deliver karta h , guaranteed. And fact is Cheese is directly proportional to happiness.
Sunday, 8 July 2012
Saturday, 7 July 2012
Sharmaji aur iPad
Me: Sharmaji , aaj kal aap tablets k upar kaafi research kar rahe h , khareedne wale h kya?
Sharmaji: Haanji , hum ek tablet lene wale h , ghabraiye mat humara sir nahi dukh raha h .. hum to iPad khareedne wale h... ha ha a
Me: Sharmaji , tablet kyu lene chahiye?
Sharmaji : Tablet isliye lena chahiye, taaki aap style se coffee house mein baith kar internet access kar sake. Jab aap kisi ladki to tablet aur apne style se impress kar le, fir baat aage badhane k liye aap , tablet k upar ek bhashan dekar use amuse kare. Jab aapka bhashan khatam ho jaye, aur bandi pat jaye, to fir bandi k bolne ki baari aayegi. jab bandi apna sir aapke kandhe par rakh kar bolna shuru kare , tab aap araam se apne tablet pe net kee jiye fb pe update daaliye aur sharmaji k nuskho ka maza uthaiye.
Sharmaji: Haanji , hum ek tablet lene wale h , ghabraiye mat humara sir nahi dukh raha h .. hum to iPad khareedne wale h... ha ha a
Me: Sharmaji , tablet kyu lene chahiye?
Sharmaji : Tablet isliye lena chahiye, taaki aap style se coffee house mein baith kar internet access kar sake. Jab aap kisi ladki to tablet aur apne style se impress kar le, fir baat aage badhane k liye aap , tablet k upar ek bhashan dekar use amuse kare. Jab aapka bhashan khatam ho jaye, aur bandi pat jaye, to fir bandi k bolne ki baari aayegi. jab bandi apna sir aapke kandhe par rakh kar bolna shuru kare , tab aap araam se apne tablet pe net kee jiye fb pe update daaliye aur sharmaji k nuskho ka maza uthaiye.
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