Back Pack

Sharmaji : Bhai I have decided ki me Myntra se back pack manga raha hu.

Shashank : Wo to theek h par kharcha kitnaa h?

Sharmaji : Sale Myntra ki aisi ki taisi , bol raha h ki credit detail save karo. matlab click kiya aur paise kat  gaye , aukaat dekho iski

Shashank : Ha ha ha.. par sharmaji mera back pack to lauta do jo liya tha

sharmaji : Haan lena ye idhar pada h

Shashank : Kaha ?

Sharmaji :  are  yahi pada h , car mein

When to get married ?

Me : Sharmaji ab aapki umar ho gai h. Shaadi kar hi lo ab.

Sharmaji : Bhai dekho , Insaan ki umar utni hi hoti h jitni wo sochta h.

Me : Then when should one get married, shaadi ki right age kya h ?

Sharmaji : Man, shaadi is a very respectable insititution , but again who wants to live in an institution?

Me : But biologically there should a right time. what is that according to you?

Sharmaji : See Milkha tab tak bhaaga jab tak wo chase kar saka. Once the chase was over he retired. Insaan ko tab tak daudna chahiye jab tak chasing fun ho and you know you are chasing a Merc or Audi.
And yeah Shaadi k liye always Maruti, coz merc or audi are heavy to maintain and you dont know how many took drives testing it.

Sharmaji on which girl to go out with

Well, last Friday night was a regular Friday night.  We were preparing for booze and munchies to go along with.  We played on some classic hindi songs. Then the bell rang, it was about mid night.  I opened the door and there he was leaning on the wall. I could clearly see some lines formed on his head. He came in and said "you know what?  There is an analogy between girls and cars and this analogy explains which girl should we go out with". I was standing there numb, , don't know body reacted that way coz of booze or coz sudden angel ring that seems to have appeared over his head.

He continued "well it is simple. All the girls are like all the cars around. All the cars are good, it is you who should know how to drive. Basically it is not the car but you". He paused for a second, letting us absorb that all the girls are good. It is on us to take up the lead with anyone. And he continued " but one should always buy a BMW".

Sharmaji aur Happiness

Me : Sharmaji , aaj mera ek dost bada hi depressed h. Bada hi low feel kar raha. Life is so tough some times . Par aap kabhi pareshaan , depressed nahi dikhte , aisa kyu?


Sharmaji : Aisa nahi h ki me kabhi pareshaan nahi hota, But mera depression kabhi aadhe ghante se jyada nahi rukta, never.


Me : Aadha ghanta , bhala aisa kyu ?


Sharmaji : Kyunki aadhe ghante mein Domino's Pizza deliver karta h , guaranteed. And fact is Cheese is directly proportional to happiness.  

Sharmaji aur iPad

Me: Sharmaji , aaj kal aap tablets k upar kaafi research kar rahe h , khareedne wale h kya?


Sharmaji: Haanji , hum ek tablet lene wale h , ghabraiye mat humara sir nahi dukh raha h .. hum to iPad khareedne wale h... ha ha a


Me: Sharmaji , tablet kyu lene chahiye?


Sharmaji : Tablet isliye lena chahiye, taaki aap style se coffee house mein baith kar internet access kar sake. Jab aap kisi ladki to tablet aur apne style se impress kar le, fir baat aage badhane k liye aap , tablet k upar ek bhashan dekar use amuse kare. Jab aapka bhashan khatam ho jaye, aur bandi pat jaye, to fir bandi k bolne ki baari aayegi. jab bandi apna sir aapke kandhe par rakh kar bolna shuru kare , tab aap araam se apne tablet pe net kee jiye fb pe update daaliye aur sharmaji k nuskho ka maza uthaiye.